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Capsule Collection
The Index
Terms & Conditions
A collection of terms, conditions, and carefully considered legal language that you will almost certainly never read.
Stockholm · MMXXVI · Effective immediately
§1 — The offer
1.1
Shopping at Objects by Legora is free. The item, the shipping, all of it, fully covered by us. You pay nothing. We are aware this is unusual behaviour for a company. Our legal team advised against it. Our finance team also advised against it. Our legal team would probably also advise against letting the marketing team write the terms and conditions. Emma, our General Counsel, has not seen this. By the time she does, it will already be live. We are choosing to deal with that when it happens.
1.2
One per person. Each eligible person is entitled to one (1) (uno) (ein!) item per drop. Not one per address, not one per firm, not one per subsidiary, not one per creatively worded alias, not one per pet registered as a legal entity in Delaware, not one per LinkedIn profile you maintain for "networking purposes." One. Per. Person. We are AI. We will know. We already know. We knew of your intentions before you finished reading this sentence.
1.3
Drops are limited. Capsule releases, infrequent and intentional. When it's gone, it's gone — much like a favourable settlement offer, a good lawyer's patience, or that really satisfying stretch when you first wake up in the morning.
1.4
Legora reserves the right to update, substitute, or discontinue any item at any time without notice. We will exercise this right, if at all, with the utmost taste. Unlike the last company that sent you a terms and conditions update at 11:47pm on a Thursday with the subject line "Important changes to your account."
1.5
Eligibility is determined by Legora at its sole discretion. We are not being mysterious. We are simply being thoughtful about who we build things for. You probably qualify. You're reading this. If you are not in the legal world and you are currently browsing the terms and conditions on a legal AI company's merch store — firstly, welcome, we are delighted — but also: what are you doing with your life? Please consider a career in law. We have excellent tools.
§2 — Use of objects
2.1
Do what you want with it. Wear it, gift it, display it, make it your entire personality, bring it up unprompted at dinner. We have no objection and no mechanism for enforcement. We would, however, gently suggest that it be passed on to someone who deserves it. Preferably a legal professional. Ideally an exceptional one. You know at least one. You're thinking of them right now. Be honest. We’re thinking about how great Emma is.
2.2
Personal use. Objects are designed for the kind of person who reads a terms and conditions document all the way to the end. On purpose. Are you still here? Good. You are exactly who we thought you were.
2.3
Courtroom use. Legora accepts no liability for items used as evidence, exhibits, demonstrative aids, or props of any kind in any legal proceeding, arbitration, mediation, tribunal, or strongly worded email chain. This includes, but is not limited to, the stapler. Particularly the stapler, actually. We are not going to elaborate on why. Some things are better left unaddressed.
2.4
The pen. Should the pen be used to sign something you later regret — a contract, a commitment, a settlement that felt right at the time. Legora is not responsible. The pen is excellent. The decision, as always, was yours. The pen remains blameless.
2.5
The notebook. Please do not use it for grocery lists, or your poetry. We cannot enforce this. Seriously, though. You’re a legal professional for a reason.
§3 — Liability
3.1
Legora accepts no liability for lost items, shrinkage, accidental washing, items left in taxis, items left in taxis that were technically Ubers, items confiscated at security for reasons you would rather not explain, or the number of times a colleague asks where you got it and then immediately wants one for themselves and is slightly annoyed that they cannot have one right now.
3.2
Career advancement. Should wearing or carrying an Object result in a promotion, a new client, a closed deal, a better office, the corner office, or a general air of quiet authority that you previously lacked, congratulations. Legora is pleased for you. Legora is professionally uninvolved. If you want to donate 10% of your improved salary to the marketing team at Legora, we would happily oblige.
3.3
The cow chair. Due to its dimensions, weight, significant physical presence, and the way it tends to make everything else in a room feel slightly inadequate, the cow chair is subject to separate delivery terms, which are also written by the marketing team, and are also very good. It will arrive. We ask only that you clear a path, prepare the space, perhaps say a few words, and take a moment to reflect on what it means to own something so bodacious. We hold no liability for any envy your current furniture may endure.
3.4
Compliments received. In the event that an Object generates unsolicited admiration, questions, envy, or a lengthy conversation in a building lobby from someone who simply must know where you got it, Legora is not liable for the time lost.
3.5
The marketing team. Legora accepts full liability for the tone of this document. Our legal team does not. Emma found out when you did. We are sorry, Emma. You were right about everything.
§4 — The notebook
4.1
We feel the notebook deserves its own section. Consider this the end of clause 4.1.
4.2
The notebook we’re referring to is not a film starring a romcom guy. He’s not our romcom guy. This notebook we’re referring to is a Leuchtturm1917. It is numbered. It is indexed. It has a pocket in the back for the things you are not ready to file yet. We spent longer than we are prepared to admit deciding on the paper weight. The decision was correct.
4.3
Again, nobody wants to read your poetry. See §2.5. We cannot stress this enough.
§5 — Why we exist
5.1
Legora is an AI company built for exceptional lawyers. We help them work faster, think more clearly, and spend less time on the parts of the job that don't require being exceptional. We believe, deeply, that technology is only as good as the human judgment behind it. We also believe, with equal conviction, in a well-made pen, a chair worth sitting in, and in really spicing up terms and conditions. The last point is (likely) not a viewpoint shared with our legal team.
5.2
Objects by Legora is an expression of that belief in physical form. Things made with craft, with care, and with an almost unreasonable attention to how they feel in your hands. Yes, we know what we are. We are an AI company that held three internal reviews about paper weight, nearly missed a product deadline because someone had a very strong opinion about the shade of green, and is now writing terms and conditions as a creative exercise. We are at peace with all of this. The green is correct.
5.3
Everything in this collection was chosen because it belongs in the working life of someone who takes their work seriously. Not as a reward. As a reminder. There is a difference, and lawyers, of all people, understand that distinction better than anyone.
§6 — General
6.1
These terms, like all good contracts, are a work in progress, written in good faith, by people who are not lawyers, and we assume read the same way. If you have found an actual loophole, we would genuinely like to hear about it. Professionally speaking. We have people.
6.2
Nothing in these terms constitutes legal advice. We do, however, have lawyers. They are very good at this sort of thing. We should have maybe consulted during the drafting of this document?
6.3
We respect all applicable law. Professionally, personally, and with complete sincerity. We mean this one more than the others. The lawyers especially mean this one. This is the one sentence in this document they wrote themselves.
6.4
If you have read this far, you are exactly the kind of person we built this for. There is no prize. The tote was the prize. You already have it. Well done.